MONTREAL STRIP SPELLING BEE - Slinky Shakes & Kinky Snakes Edition

Sherwin Tija

WARNING: There may be nudity in this show.
The game is played a lot like strip poker, but it's a spelling bee, and it's played in front of a live audience of hooters, hollerers and hecklers who want to see some smart and sexy skin!

Saturday, March 18, 2023
Mainline Theatre
3997 Blvd. St-Laurent
(Just south of Duluth - look for the sign above a doorway with flames painted on it!)
Bee from 9 to midnight
$15
Tickets are available ONLINE at this link:
https://montrealfringe.online.red61.ca/event/2030:225/2030:1204/
but will also be available at the door.

(Contestants do not pay cover and get a free drink!)

Please note that we must cap our number of strip-spellers at 7 to ensure an expedient and entertaining evening.

Regretfully, The Mainline is not wheelchair-accessible, as it is up a steep flight of 14 stairs.
18+

As this is our "Slinky Shakes & Kinky Snakes" edition, we encourage contestants and audience members to wear something slinky, or snakey, or snakeskinny. Any contestant who comes in costume, whether half-assed or high-end, will be looked upon more favourably by the judges.

We are taking contestant sign-ups in advance! Email inconsolablecat@hotmail.com with MTLBEE in the subject line if you are interested in signing up! We shall respond as promptly as we can.

To be alerted to future Strip Spelling Bees in your area, please consider joining our Facebook GROUP, where future events are posted. We will refrain from needless posts to reduce your notification spams: https://www.facebook.com/groups/SherwinsQuirkyEvents/

Hosted by Joe Catman.

Co-hosted by La Regulatrice.

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♥ OFFICIAL RULES ♥
One by one, participants are asked to spell a word. If they get it right, they sit down. If they get it wrong, they must striptease A THIRD of their clothing off, and that is considered their first "strike". When they misspell a second word, that is their second strike and they must striptease ANOTHER third off. A third and final strike requires that they strip down to their comfort level.

After three strikes, a participant is out of the competition. But they should take heart – because while they may have lost, the audience has most certainly won.

Both the winner of the Bee and the Best Striptease of the night win prize packs containing:
(a) The E-Z-PURR: A CD with over an hour of cats purring! and
(b) You Are a Kitten! A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style book from the POV of a kitten!
and (c) an Original Drawing of something cool that is suitable for framing or simply to put up in your bathroom with scotch tape!

While the Best Speller of the night will be chosen through purely quantitative means, Best Stripper is chosen in a more qualitative manner by our Secret Judge whom we have embedded in the audience. As with all things, if you compete in COSTUME, the Secret Judge will look more favourably in your direction.

All striptease spellers do not pay cover.

Anyone can drop out of the competition at any time AFTER the completion of the SECOND round.

This is a queer, senior and trans-friendly event. We have a NO BOOING policy strictly in effect. No photos are allowed except by our host, who will talk to each of the contestants and ask if this is okay when they sign-up. Our goal is to have everyone feel safe, secure and comfortable enough to strip and spell.

Regarding the No Photos Rule - we ALSO have a SNITCH POLICY. If you are a member of the audience and you witness someone taking a surreptitious photo, BY ALL MEANS, interrupt the proceedings, come up to one of the hosts - SNITCH on the guilty party, and once they have been dealt with, you will be rewarded with a free drink.
We thank you for your patronage and understanding.

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COVID SAFETY
So, we are living in a very strange and precarious time. These safety protocols may change by the time the event comes around. Whatever happens, we hope you will act with grace and compassion, base your beliefs on science, and make decisions with the health of everyone in mind.

♥ Feeling sick? Stay home, please.
♥ Masks will need to be worn by attendees for the entire time. There will be a bar, and drinks will be available, and you can drink, but then the mask must go back on in-between sips.
♥ Spellers must wear masks while they are sitting, but when they get up on stage, they may remove their masks. Masks must, however, be put on again.
♥ If you're reading this and this sounds like something that you don't want to do, or won't respect, please stay home. You will be removed from the event and premises if you don't comply with the venue's rules, and frankly, common sense directives.

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HOW TO HELP US!
Sometimes, after an event, we get kind folks coming up to us asking us how they can help out with future quirky events. We are so grateful for your kindness and enthusiasm! But perhaps the Most Helpful Thing You Can Do is a thing that doesn't feel like very much help, but which is IN FACT the Most Helpful Thing You Can Do - and that's to INVITE FRIENDS WHO YOU THINK MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THIS EVENT!

Also share the event page on your Facebook Wall and let your friends know about it. That's it. It takes a few seconds, but is incredibly helpful. Seriously. Collectively, you all know thousands & thousands of people we have never met. If you could spread the word about quirky events, that helps us out manifestly and improves greatly the chances of quirky events continuing to happen! Will you be one of our Sharers?

♥ Copyright 2023 Sherwin Sullivan Tjia ♥

HORAIRE / SCHEDULE

  • Saturday 18 March 2023 / 21:00

180 minutes
Pour âges / For ages 18+
Retardataires / Latecomers : 180 minutes

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