MainLine Theatre - 3997 Saint-Laurent, Montréal QC 514-849-3378

With a lending library of designated dancers for all you wallflowers, and a dancecard-booklet to set up dances in advance (should you choose to), Queer Slowdance Night has all slow songs, all night long! (Except for the occasional intermission when we play the fastest songs we can find!)

It's high school with a happy ending. Come and experience why slow is beautiful, and why love is not ironic.

PS. Fabulous and inspired attire, while desired, is not required. But would be AWESOME & HAWT. Finally, you do not have to be queer to attend this party, but you must have an open mind, an open heart, and have open arms.

Company / Compagnie:
Seska Lee and Shayne Pickle

Starring:
Cherry Typhoon
Delvida Douglas
The Lady Josephine
Lou Lou La Duchesse De Rière
Seska Lee
Sucre À La Crème

Music:
Holly Gauthier-Frankel
Penus de Milo
Shayne Gryn & The Acme Combo

Kittened by Juicy Ricardo

Produced by Seska Lee and Shayne Gryn

With kind help from:
hausmannphotography.com
mainlinetheatre.ca
OpenCo.ca
Rubiks.ca
Yelp.ca

Who is Jack Callaghan? He’s a man you might find carving through the Bornean jungle in a bullet-riddled jeep. He’s a man you might find swapping his tux for an unconscious guard’s uniform at the evil Baron’s masquerade ball. He’s a man you might find swinging on a swastika banner to drop-kick anachronistic SS troops! And he’s a man you might find investigating a spike in shovel sales at the Home Depot!

“CALLAGHAN!” is a classic pulp adventure filled with dastardly villains, hair-raising chases, soul-wrenching monologues, wry wit and other adorable machismo. The show captures all the excitement of a Hollywood blockbuster with intricately choreographed action sequences all happening right before your eyes in an unprecedented theatrical event made possible only through the quick wit of acclaimed Toronto comedy group Sex T-Rex! Watch in delight as Callaghan grimaces through a close escape and tries to think of something clever to say! Gasp in anticipation as a nameless goon decides weather it takes more than one punch to take him out of the action! Nod in shrewd appreciation of the parts that were clearly worked out beforehand!

With your co-hosts Cameryn Moore and JD "Hobbes" Hickey

*** Celebrity judges DeAnne Smith, Sherwin Sullivan Tjia, and others TBA
*** Awesome sexy-time prizes TBA

The SMUT SLAM is back in Montréal and smuttier than ever! If you missed it last June, now's your chance to come out and experience this fast-paced night of storytelling based on real life, real lust, real sex. The theme for this SMUT SLAM is "Best Laid Plans..." (tales of lust aforethought and complicated scenes)

SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute piece of smut/sex/erotica, based on their real lives and ideally relating to the theme of "Best Laid Plans", and a lucky eight to ten names will be drawn at random. There will be a team of 3 to 5 judges - interested amateurs, storytellers, theater people, writers, and anyone who loves sex stories.

NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don't worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is:
- No interrupting. - No heckling. - No necking.

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Session #54 - Sideshow

Dr. Sketchy Montréal vous invite à son lancement de 2012 : Sideshow! Venez dessiner la mystérieuse Blanche Neige, qui posera pour nous dans des costumes inspirés des "sideshows"! Ne manquez pas ces trois heures de dessin et bizarreries!

Dr. Sketchy Montreal invites you to its 2012 launch session: Sideshow! Come draw the mysterious Blanche Neige, who will be posing in costumes inspired by sideshows! Don't miss these three hours of sketching and oddities!

Fait intéressant : La couleur de cheveux de la succulente Blanche Neige est toujours une surprise!

Fun fact: The succulent Blanche Neige's haircolour is always a surprise!

Friends and Neighbors! The Friday Night Hootenanny is back for another season of acoustic musical entertainment!
This month will be especially Rockin' with Custom Outfit https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Custom-Outfit/197278250323893
Two piece blues mayhem with CAB...Here's and interiew: http://www.midnightpoutine.ca/music/2010/09/call_response_cab/
And a full set by Hootenanny regular, the lovely and talented
Sarah-Jane Scouten.
Sarah-Jane will be playing songs from her beautiful new record "Magpie Waltz"
http://sarahjanescouten.com/music/
And many more surprises...

Ya so, Come on down to the Hootenanny take off your winter boots and your parka, and shake what your mama gave you in the name of acoustic music!

For those of you who purchased seats in the Mini Main last year,
your engraved name plaques are ready, but before we put them
on the seats we want to offer you a chance to upgrade.
For the low and tax deductible donation of 50$, you can upgrade
from a Mini Main seat to one in the Main room.

For those who have not donated yet we are offering you your
chance at immortality. For a 100$, tax deductible donation to
MainLine Theatre, your name will live forever, engraved on a
brass plaque and affixed to the seat of your choice at MainLine
Theatre.

Contact jeremy@montrealfringe.ca to make donations.

Le Théâtre MainLine commence sa vente de siège annuelle
cette semaine. Pour ceux d'entre vous qui ont acheté des
siègesl'année passé dans le "Mini Main", vos plaques gravés
avec votre nom sont prêtes, mais avant de les installer sur les
sièges, nous voulons vous offrir une chance de mettre à niveau.
Pour un don supplémentaire de 50$, vous pouvez passer d'un
siège dans le Mini Main à un siège dans le Théâtre MainLine.
Un reçu au fin d'impôts sera émis.

Pour ceux et celles qui n'ont pas encore donnée, nous vous

The Kingdom of Sherbrook is in turmoil! The wicked Princess Eileen, aided by Lord Fang and the Sheriff, has seized the throne while Rachel, the rightful ruler is away at war. Her latest scheme is kidnapping the young Lord Marion and holding him prisoner until he consents to marry her. Fortunately, the outlaw Robin Hood and her band of Merry Women are ready to fight for justice using a combination of courage, cunning and (of course) tights.
Can Eileen be stopped? Can the kingdom be saved? Isn’t Marion a girl’s name? Find out in this retelling of a classic story with a few twists the tights!

Yes! The world famous cast of the Whiteman’s Whiskey Comedy Revue have returned to television to bring you the most important show you’ll ever see! Yes! It’s the same night of comedy and song and TV Town extravagance that you’ve grown to love and never want to miss! And Yes! Of course you can count on special guests and famous friends to drop by, leading to those “can’t miss moments” that the Whiteman’s Whiskey Comedy Revue is famous for! Then what makes this show so important?